hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via day-358)
startedwithawhisper:
An innovative initiative is taking place in the Philippines to bring sustainable lighting to homes in impoverished communities. Empty plastic bottles are installed in the roof, filled with water and bleach they refract sunlight. These “solar light bulbs” provide light equivalent to a 55watt light bulb.
See how they’re made here. From Visual News
(Source: watershedplus, via remembertofeedthezombies)
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via xoxojulievo)
What my Dad doesn’t realize:
so my dad was talking to me and he was talking about how “I’m a very pretty girl” and “I need to be careful because lots of boys will want me.” What he doesn’t know is that even if I may be pretty, as soon as I open my mouth and they realize how awkward and weird I am, the boys will be running away. true story.
edgur:
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
(via vajazzercise)
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